“You made an interesting choice for a first single.”
“It actually makes sense. I’m an orphan.”
“A real orphan?”
“Yes, I never met my parents. My father had a heart attack and died at the moment of conception. My mother died in childbirth and I was delivered via a D-section.”
“A D-section?”
“Yes, it’s like a C-section. But my mother had died and rigor mortis had set in. So they had to disembowel her to get me out.”
“Is Bunny Yō your real name?”
“Right on my birth certificate. Signed and sealed.”
“What’s the story behind that?”
“I haven’t a clue. I was only eleven minutes old when they filled out the papers.”
“What’s your next single?”
“It’s called ‘Apologize’ and it’s dedicated to all the haters out there.”
