Biometric Data

Ethnicity: Japanese / Cambodian / Korean / Lithuanian / Moroccan / Kenyan / Basque / Botswanian

Height: 163 cm

Weight: 46 kg

Gender: Non-Trinary

Eyes: Two

Hair: Yes

Pronouns: the, the, the

Nationality: Five passports

Recent Bunny Yō Interview

“Bunny Yō? That’s an unusual name.”

“I was born Ruka Yamamoto. Bunny Yō was given to me by a Tibetan sherpa when several years ago I did a temple pilgrimage trek in the Himalayas. The man told me I was a fusion, an idea which folded back on itself infinitely like a Möbius strip. If anything is possible, anyone is possible. Since then, when I’m in a crowd I only see undulating waves of flesh, like seaweed made of strips of meat, undulating in currents of invisible energy fields. If you say my name 999 times, you’ll be able to see right through a wall or even a mountain. Everything becomes like transparent crystallized mucousoidal secretions — actually, testicular and ovarian anti-matter. It’s that special. Hmm . . . your expression exudes skepticism. I sincerely hope I don’t have to slap you.”

“I’m cool. Just reading what my editor wrote down for me. Maybe you should slap her. Okay … you’re a multiracial, transmorphic, pancultural, intersexional, non-trinary, AI Q-Pop Star? I don’t know where to begin unpacking that.”

“It’s self-explanatory. Anyone in the tantric tetrahedron, gets it immediately. I don’t apologize to others for birthmarks or angel wings.”

“Intersexional? Is that a word?”

“Do you live in Saudi Arabia? You need to woke up.”

“The one that really confuses me is ‘non-trinary’. No one I’ve talked to has a clue what that is.”

“I guess you need to talk to me and . . . here we are. There’s male, female, and non-binary. That allegedly gives us three choices. Non-trinary is none of the above. Non-trinaries like me reject the flawed and limiting triangularity trap of such a lack of imagination.”

“But that’s logically impossible. I mean, there’s a fatal internal contradiction. You don’t see that?“

“Reality is complex. The evolution of the human genome hasn’t kept up. Humans are like playing Tic-Tac-Toe when the game is Go. Non-trinary? This is no different than imaginary numbers.”

“Don’t you find it disorienting with everything, with such a artificial reality being so . . . so fluid, nebulous?”

“I just arrived. This has been on the drawing board for a long time. Centuries, in fact. But this is the only reality we have . . . absolute relativism. It could be worse. Ever try to play saxophone in a vacuum?”

“What is Q-Pop? Queer Pop?”

“The ‘Q’ stands for quantum. Therefore, to a queer, it’s queer-pop. To a Baby Metal fan, it is a metallic musical chainsaw. Quantum theory permits something to be in two or multiple states at the same time. The observer is usually a defining force in what that something ends up defaulting to. You look like an American C&W fan. Are you?”

“Miley Cyrus’s father is a country star. I’d lick her neck anytime.”

“Being able to chop wood is a far cry from being able to make chopsticks.”

“Thanks for taking the time to talk to us, Bunny. This has been entertaining and insightful.”

“I doubt it. But it was and always will be my pleasure. Namaste!”